So yes, it's true. There was a type written sign in the bathroom of my library today asking the patrons to please not take the toilet paper home. It said some of there employees had seen people walking out with rolls of toilet paper. Hmm. I found it so odd. And kind of funny. The library is one of the nicest places in my world. They let you check out stuff (books, magazines, cds, dvds)and bring it home FOR FREE, people! So it seemed especially funny that some think it's okay to also check out the toilet paper.
Stealing Toilet Paper from the LibraryI know that crime happens every single dayI know that times are tough and it's difficult to saveI understand the challenge of affording all your needsTo get your food and shelter 'cuz money doesn't grow on trees(chorus)But I can't imagine how hard it's got to beWhen you're stealing toilet paper from the libraryI went to check a book out at my local branchI stopped in at the bathroom first so I could wash my handsThat's when I read the sign that said, "We're running kind of low......we're almost out of toilet paper, so please don't take it home."(chorus)There have been no arrests yet, they haven't caught the crooksWho stole the toilet paper while checking out some booksTimes are hard for the libraries tooThey've suffered budget cuts and now a heist in the bathroom!(chorus)